my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating”
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- Don’t blame men, blame misogynists
- Don’t blame white people, blame racists
- Don’t blame Muslims, blame terrorists
- Don’t blame Christians, blame homophobes
In other words, don’t blame whole groups of people for the actions of a select few.
THANK YOU jfc
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at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
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Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA
MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST.
I hate everything