Life Is Weird, Isn't It?

Jun 13

matturday:

my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating” 

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(Source: pitchshifterbro, via dallycakes)

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A quick lesson in not being a dick

pharaohskullquench:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

  • Don’t blame men, blame misogynists
  • Don’t blame white people, blame racists
  • Don’t blame Muslims, blame terrorists
  • Don’t blame Christians, blame homophobes

In other words, don’t blame whole groups of people for the actions of a select few.

THANK YOU jfc

May 27

(Source: skankpolice, via zackisontumblr)

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May 26

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May 25

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

(Source: chickensandwich, via awesomewithasideofcurlyfries)

May 23

(Source: pleatedjeans, via pharaohskullquench)

breathe-sustain: yourpointofviewismedieval: kselig: Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST. I hate everything

breathe-sustain:

yourpointofviewismedieval:

kselig:

Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA

MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST.

I hate everything

(via pharaohskullquench)